So here’s a video.

alright, so a bunch of lifestuffs has gone down since my last post. You’d think that my first post back should appraise interested parties on such life events rather than the following frivolities: Teletubbies getting down. Hell. Fucking. Yes.

Use a blue or black pen. Should probably get something other than a pencil. Sorry, I’m a little excited. Cat, get off the counter. Bastard. Wait, what, where were we? Okay… Start here Yeah thanks. Got it. The Census must count every person living in the United States on April 1st, 2010 Hm… Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! But [...]

This evening I wandered into the holy grail of liquor stores, a beer Babylon if you will, in search of a simple camenere. In this shrine of malted spirits, it hit me. My future of State Liquor stores and pseudo-breweries in exchange for amazing skiing and a better job opportunity. While I’m no stranger to [...]

I’m not much for magazines – carbon footprint, advertisements, general clutter, blah blah blah. Paste, however, is the best magazine in the world as every issue comes with a 20 song sampler. Live out of your car? Hate those stupid magazine inserts or whatevertheF they’re called? Can’t read? 99 cents a month will get you [...]

and skinny. And it doesn’t have one of these cumbersome apparatuses attached to the side just waiting to be broken. For the uninitiated, that’s a USB wireless doo-dad and total pain the my ass. It’s every bit as fast as it is sexy. It rules. As does Vista. Mac users, suck it.